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HAVE CONFIDENCE IN YOUR CRACK

Discreet Absorbent Sheets for Butt Sweat

Cheek Sheets are individually wrapped, unscented 4 × 3-inch sheets designed to tuck comfortably between your cheeks and help absorb moisture during commutes, workouts, travel, and hot days.

Unscented • Individually Wrapped • 30 Sheets • Made in the USA

How Cheek Sheets Work

Cheek Sheet Tear

TEAR

Open one individually wrapped Cheek Sheet.

Peach with Cheek Sheet tucked.

TUCK

Place the sheet comfortably between your cheeks.

A Peach with a Cheek Sheet tucked an it's on the move.

MOVE

Go about your day while the sheet helps manage moisture.

Where to Use Cheek Sheets

Use Cheek Sheets whenever heat, movement, or long periods of sitting leave you feeling damp or uncomfortable.

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Commutes & Workdays

Hot trains, long drives, desk chairs, and busy days.

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Workouts & Sports

Gym sessions, running, softball, golf, you name it!

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Travel

Flights, road trips, and long hours away from home.

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Festivals & Hot Weather

Outdoor events, summer days, and peak swamp season.

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Successfully Funded on Kickstarter

In May 2026, 32 founding backers pledged $10,074 to help bring Cheek Sheets to life.

Alex - Chicago

“Game changer for sweaty commutes. Zero chafe. Zero stink. All business.”

What Customers Are Saying

Jimmy - Los Angeles

“Wore these through leg day and a flight. Still fresh.”

Mike - Indianapolis

“Half the reason I go to the bathroom is to dry my ***. Thankful for Cheek Sheets."

Frequently Asked Questions

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Ready for Drier Days?

Keep Cheek Sheets in your gym bag, desk, car, or carry-on and be ready whenever swamp season strikes.

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